Franchise Whisperer. Spreadsheet Whisperer. Occasional Coffee Spiller.
Hi, I’m Thomas—your friendly neighborhood franchise consultant and the guy who’s spent way too much time reading Franchise Disclosure Documents so you don’t have to.
I help aspiring business owners find the perfect franchise match—like a dating app, but instead of swiping left on “likes long walks on the beach,” we’re swiping left on “90-page contracts with vague royalty clauses.” I’m here to help you navigate the world of franchising without accidentally signing your life away to a frozen yogurt kiosk in a mall that closed in 2007.
Before this, I was neck-deep in SEO, marketing, and all things digital strategy. I still geek out over things like lead funnels and conversion rates (I know, try to contain your excitement). That gives me a pretty unique edge when evaluating whether a franchise has what it takes to actually bring customers through the door—not just serve you a glossy brochure and a dream.
People often ask, “Thomas, how do you choose the right franchise?” And I tell them, “Very carefully—and preferably with caffeine.” I believe the right business should match your goals, budget, and lifestyle, and come with a support system that doesn’t ghost you after the franchise fee clears.
I work with a wide range of brands—some you’ve heard of, some you’ll wish you heard of sooner—and I don’t push any one company. My loyalty is to you. Well, you and my dog, who insists on supervising every client call.